Ambrosia Software Releases Harry the Handsome Executive: A
Superhero for the Modern Corporation.
Contact: Jason Whong
Ambrosia Software, Inc.
PO Box 23140
Rochester, NY 14692
Tel: 716.325.1910
Fax: 716.325.3665
Rochester, NY -- September 22, 1997 -- "To all employees: The break room will be locked until morale improves!" read the memo hastily launched upon Harry's desk. Harry grimaced to himself. Working at ScumCo had been a bumpy ride. Ever since Dr. Ubermann had promoted him to Manager of Core Proficiencies, things had become pretty slow. The only management he'd done was managing to win the solitaire game on his PowerBook.
Harry glanced at the placards tacked onto the carpeted siding of the cubicle. Best Office Banter - 1996...Best
Decorated Cubicle - 2nd Quarter, 1995...Most Likely to Enact a Paradigm Shift in the Workgroup Mission
Statement - 1994. As he reflected on the special passes to the senior executive washroom that came with each of
them, he smiled softly. He leaned back in his swivel chair with a sigh of satisfaction.
An interruption from the intercom pierced the silence. It was Pam, Harry's secretary. "Dr. Ubermann needs you to run an errand, priority level one." Harry grabbed the folio marked "company confidential", and clutched the
armrests of his swivel chair. He acknowledged Pam's message, pressed his feet against his desk, and darted
backwards out of his cubicle. The company needed him, and it was time to sit and deliver.
Join Harry the Handsome Executive as he scoots and kicks his swivel chair through the halls of ScumCo in this
delightful action game developed by Ben Spees. The path to job security is fraught with many perils! Harry must
avoid discomfort caused by dart-throwing middle managers, rebellious customer service drones, crazed chemists, and a host of other enemies. All the while, he must maintain corporate favor or risk the feared pink slip.
Feel the synergy of a realistic office environment, and GenuineSwivelChair(tm) Physics. Challenge youself to go against the current as you pass the strong winds of the central HVAC system. Navigate the legendary catacombs beneath the floors of ScumCo, and unravel the secret of ScumCo Tower. Goal actualization has never been so much fun.
A sizzling custom MIDI instrument set complements the contemporary soundtrack. Active panning stereo effects
make the phrase "You're Fired!" even more meaningful. Intelligent, 360-degree scrolling facilitates navigation,
without downsizing the screen. All of these factors reiterate the core concept: Harry Kicks!
Even if Headquarters has mandated a spending freeze, Accounting may not notice the $20 expenditure for Harry's registration fee. Support won't have to upgrade your computer: Harry requires any color-capable Macintosh or compatible running System 7 or later (although a 68040 or PowerPC is recommended). Outsource your blues with Harry the Handsome Executive. The power of the swivel will be with you...always.
